ELECTION NIGHT
Created by: Brian Robbins
Presented by: Kwame "Kyrie" Alexander
Starring:
Presented by: Kwame "Kyrie" Alexander
Starring:
- Gracie Dzienny
- Noah Munck
- Teala Dunn
- Tyrel Jackson Williams
- Lia Marie Johnson
- Nolan Ammon
- Nolan Ammon
Opening theme: “Mystery” by I.Z.C.E.
Country of origin: United States
Original language(s): English
No. of season: 3
No. of episode: Special
Production
Executive producer(s):
- Brian Robbins
- Jeff Hodsden
- Shauna Phelan
- Joe Davola
Producer(s): Don Dunn
Location(s):
Burbank Studios
Burbank, California
Running time: 57 Minutes
Production Company(s):
AwesomenessTV
(DreamWorks Animation)
Release
Original network: Netflix
Picture format: 1080p (HDTV)
Original release: November 9, 2018
S3, Special Directed by: Adam Weissman Written by: Tim Pollock, Bo Belanger & Kwame Alexander
Title: The Kyrie File’s Unedited Pre-Recorded Midterm Election Night Special: American Reboot 2018
Original release date: November 9, 2018 Production code: 213
In the 1-hour special, Kyrie and his news team are
covering the 2018 Midterms on Election Night, handing out real time results and
analysis from different states in America. Plus, Kyrie discusses some of the
key issues, races, and candidates surround the elections, and also interviews
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Democratic candidate for New York's 14th House
District, via satellite. She talks about her campaign for the Democratic
nomination, the reason why she chose to run at such a young age, and what
winning the House seat as the youngest woman ever elected into Congress has
meant to her and for other women.
Highlights from the Elections:
- People have called this
Election the most important Midterms in history and as we've tonight, those people are right, we
have seen everything this Election Season from record breaking number of
candidates and early voting. 222 Non-White Candidates are running in the House,
Senate and Governor Races, meaning that could be no longer looking at a
congress that is Whiteface for far too long. A black-ish congress is good
enough because ABC is pitching its next Black-ish spin-off Scandal-ish.
- 276 Female Candidates are
running tonight and these and if all of the were to win then it's Time Up for
the Men and if the number of Male Candidates goes any higher, then tomorrow
we'll all be waking in the morning to the hashtag #CountMeInToo. One other
record breaking number we are looking is 25 Openly LGBTQ Candidates and all of
which Democrats, of course the LGBTQ community is a very key issue for the
election. Ashley Lunkenheimer is campaigning for fifth congressional
district in Pennsylvania, Gina Ortiz Jones is running for the 23rd district in
Texas, both of them are Democrat and asked the question if they think voters
are ready for them, well we re're ready for the first non-white President and
look how that turned out.
- Their opponents asked them
previously in the primaries if they were going to make it clear to voters that
they are lesbian so the truth would not be revealed in a GOP
"attack" ad and I could very well see how that would turn out for we
have seen a lot of campaign attacks ads from Republicans who seemed to very
desperate to keep Gays and Lesbians out of Congress, but get the feeling
with the way Mitch McConnell, he is totally gay. "Hey Chris, you wanna
look after the Midterms/" Imagine that in McConnell's voice. But to be on
the flip side, LGBTQ advocates have genereally quoted that "If you're not
at the table, then you;re not on the menu," and that means that if
LGBTQ people are not elected in office, then they are more in endangered
as you can imagine. But tonight we're looking at them to pull up a seat at the
most coveted tables in D.C.: the U.S. Congress and Donald Trump's
Thanksgiving Table, but I bet he wouldn't even show up not wanting to have
gays forcing on him like a man biting another man's ear off.
- Another key issues in the
Elections is immigration, and Trump has made a big case out of this one as he
trying whatever he can to stop brown people from crossing the
southern border and smashing him with his own pumpkinhead. The impact of
immigration policy has taken its toll on people this year, mostly in the
labor market and the only jobs immigrants can applied to these days
are at an alien-themed restaurant in Roswell, New Mexico. "E.T. take
your order, Please?" Economists say that immigrants comprise large
portions of the agriculture, construction and hospitality industries, while
other say that Trump's crackdown on legal and illegal immigration is
what's keeping America from making bold moves to fix the issues the right
way. But for Trump, the right way to keep illegal immigrants out of the
country would be to bring family separation and lock up little children in
cages, or make the giant wall that he promised to build completely out of electric
bared wire, and I am not trying to put any crazy ideas into his his head but I
can very well seeing him do that.
- Then there are the issues
involving money, both parties have spend an enormous amount on their campaigns
and their victory songs, which reminds if the Democrats win the House of
Representatives, then we will play a version of "Everybody" by the
Backstreet Boys, which is named "Dems Back in the House!" The point
is, determining how much the Dems and GOP spend could determine who will be in
control of which chamber after tonight. Voter have been very cautious about
certain trade wars and they do not believe that they are the bets way to
find compromise, much less common ground for a person's job, so it looks like
those people are mostly likely to move to Roswell and get a job at the
Alien-themed restaurant where the only thing they serve is tax cuts.
- That's another big issues with
the Elections, rather than run on the current tax bill that was passed from
last year, Republicans are looking to convince to try out a new one that hardly
even exists, and with all the bills the Republicans have failed to passed, they
go off the the bill graveyard where the grim reaper send their souls down Davy
Jones' shredder. You're probably asking "Kyrie, what do the Grim Reaper
and Davy Jones have to do with anything?" Simple, they've been waiting to
slay any voters who support the GOP Tax Bill, although if voters are in support
of the GOP Healthcare plan, they're most likely going in the shredder.
- Healthcare, by the way, is on
of the most dire topics of the Midterms and Democrats have made it a top a
priority of their campaigns. According to a survey back in September, 75% of
voters believe that Heathcars is very very important important to them and
their vote, kinda like how your iphone is very very important to you cannot put
it down or even take it out of their hands, it's like when Matilda glued her
father's hat to his head and the results of that left in need of some health
insurance. Healthcare and pharmaceutical analysts say that they are
anticipating that the Democrats will win the House of Representatives and
Republicans will hold on to the Senate, and the could lead to any big policy
changes being prevented, that includes repeal of the Affordable Care
Act, big cuts to Medicaid, and bigger cuts in those nice juicy
lollipops your doctor give after each checkup. "Uh, I'm sorry Timmy,
I'm all out of lollipops, but here's something more interesting; the bill
to your checkup!" and Timmy's all like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
- But in all seriousness, it;s
much more easy to go to the results to figure how has the game plans of both
parties have played out in their favor. First, we can confirm and officially
project..........that Fox News has projected that the Democrats have won the
United States House of Representatives. I have been calling Fox News
"Trump News" ever since he was sworn into office, and if things
continue to play out for House Democrats, then may have to pay attention to Fox
News a little more, but watch out for Sean Hannity, I hear he's in a BAAAAAADDD
Place right now. Female candidates just as we thought are leading the
charge of the Democrats' House gain, in Kansas' 3rd House District, Sharice
Davids defeated Kevin Yoder 53% to 44%, and in New Mexico's 1st House District,
Debra Haaland won by 58%, both are the first two Native-American women
elected into Congress, so move Elizabeth Warren, we've got two ladies running
for Pocahontas, but I hear the lead role as Sacagawea is still up for grabs.
- America elected the First
Female Muslims into Congress with Ilhan Omar winning in a landslide by 78% in
Minnesota's 5th House District, dido for Rashida Tlaib who won by 85% in
Michigan's 13th House District, good luck try get these two out of the country
Trump, oh that's right, fat chance on that one. Move on to the Senate,
Incumbents Sherrod Brown and Elizabeth Warren will remain Senators of Ohio and
Massachusetts, Kristen Gillibrand, Chris Murphy, Bob Casey, Thomas Carper, and
Amy Klobuchar are all still Senators in New York, Connecticut,, Pennsylvania,
Delaware and Minnesota, so while it's not all a GIANT BLUE WAVE, Democrats
are still leaving leaving their mark on the map much like as Blue from Blue's
Clues leaves her pawprints everyone in most of the house. "Hey Blue, you
see a clue?" Blue's reponse: "BOW BOW!", and we're all
"Yay, there's a clue on the wedge of cheese!" That means that with
55% to 44% over Republican Leah Vukmir, Tammy Baldwin is till the Senator
of Wisconsin.
- Elsewhere, that there a couple
of races that are either too close to call are have suffered the "Fast
& Furious" effect, That means that when a underdog like Paul Walker
looks to be in the lead, the Incumbent or a Vin Diesel-esque character swoops
in and pulls a last minute victory, and that's is want we have seen with
the Senate Race in Texas and Governor Race in Florida. Just when it looked like
Beta O'Rourke and Andrew Gillum would win those races for the Democrats, Ted
Cruz has come in at the last second with 51% to 48%, enough for the GOP to keep
the Texas Senator, and if your Ted Cruz, your probably looking back their
your opponents saying "See ya Buster," when the reality is you're the
real buster with the face that only Ebony Maw could love. #GetLostSquidward!
- As for the Florida Governorship,
Ron DeSantis is the apparent winner of that race after Gillum conceded in
what looked like his race to win, though at his concession speech, he was all
"Dude, I almost had him!" and DeSantis responded with "You
Almost Had Me?! You never had me, you never had your car.........or the popular
vote!" But I'll tell you which Democrats have which Republicans, it's too
close to call for the Florida Senate between Rick Scott and Incumbent Bill
Nelson, but if it goes to a recount and Scott loses, Trump is gonna bite his
bald head off like She-Venom biting off that bald dude's head. That's RIGHT,
SPOILER ALERT: Michelle Williams is SHE-VENOM in Tom Hardy's
awful-not-awful Venom movie. While on the subject of Scotts, Incumbent
Governor Scott Walker has lost to Democrat Tony Evers 49% to 48%, that
means another wedge of cheese with a pawprint on it! BOW BOW!
- Georgia's Governor race looks
to be headed towards a stand-off by the Oprah-endorsed Democrat Stacey Abrams
and the Overconfident Brain Kemp, they're calling it too close to call
with Kemp leading 50% to Abrams' 48%, the latter of course is not conceding
until officials count the absentee ballots and voter that came in
late. If this goes to a runoff election and Abrams wins, then get this
woman a part to play in "Black Panther 2" "We're Abrams
FOREVER!", and I say this because most Marvel films are produced in
Atlanta, Georgia, but despite the studio's previous threats to leave due
to whatever the outcome in the Governor race will be, but maybe now they
are getting second thoughts.
- The Elections in Arizona
have been up and down, Democrat Ann Kirkpatrick gain a house seat for her
respective party and won the state's 2nd House District 53% to 46% over
Lea Marquez Peterson, the Gonvership stays with Republican Doug Ducey, and
it's too close to call between Martha McSally (R) and Kyrsten Sinema (D) for
the Arizona Senate. But in North Dakota, Kevin Cramer has a Senate seat
for the GOP by beating Incumbent Heidi Heitkamp, and that would more than
likely give Republicans the majority they need to keep control of the Senate.
Mitt Romney won the Utah Senate every Jenny Wilson, Marsha Blackburn
helped the GOP win the Tennessee Senate, and Mike Braun pulled off a shocker
when he beat Incumbent Joe Donnelly in the Senate race for Indiana. So when you
look at these wins, you can feel that Trump is not all mad about losing
the House, with the Senate he can still nominated whoever he wants in the
supreme court, but even they can't save his tax returns and his other dirty
little secrets from getting out by Democrats.
- That has been the main goal for
Democrats taking back the House, so they can launch multiple
investigations on Trump in hopes of having him impeach. Maybe these House
Democrats can help in the long haul: Sean Casten defeats Incumbent Republican
Peter Roskam in Illinois' 6th District, the winner of Florida's 26th district
is Debbie Mucarsel-Powell in a close race with Carlos Curbelo, and finally in
New York, the state's 19th district goes to Democrat Antonio Delgado whom was
also in a close race with Incumbent Republican John Faso. So that's three
House gains for the Dems, but the biggest House victory of the night for them
comes in the form of a late-20-year-old Jane the Virgin, that is if she has
ever even shared a kiss with anyone, with 78% reporting, we can project that
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will not only be the U.S. House Representative of the
New York's 14th district, but she will also be the youngest woman ever elected
into Congress, and it just goes to show that Steve from Blue's Clues was right
all along. "You know, with me and you and my dog Blue, We can do anything
that we wanna do".............even run for Congress!
Closing Statement
- That's our show, congratulations to the Democrats for winning the House, High Hopes for them in both Senate and the White House come 2020, and before we go, here's one last result: Democrat Jared Polis defeated Republican Walker Stapleton 51% to 44% in order to capture the Governorship in Colorado. We can also report that he will be the first openly gay Governor to be elected in U.S. History. So with that said, from me to you Democrats, a Victory song for "EVERYBODY!", here are the Backstreet Boys with "Dems Back in the House!"
Backstreet Boys - "Dems Back in the House" (Lyrics)
Everybody
Rock the Vote, Hey
Everybody
The GOP SUCKS!
Dems Back In the House!
Hey, yeah, oh
Oh My God, They're Back Again
Blue Wave, No Way, Everybody sing
Gonna end the Donald, ain't no doubt
Gotta question for 'em better answer now, yeah
Will you get THINGS MOVIN' ?
Yeah
Work with Republicans?
Nah
Are you Sexual?
Yeah
Will you win back the White House?
We better rock the vote right now!
Everybody, Yeah)
Rock the Vote, Hey, Yeah
Everybody
The GOP SUCKS!
Dems Back In the House!
Oh right!
Now throw your hands up in the air
Wave 'em around like your just don't care
If you wanna party let me hear you yell
'Cause you've got the House to Impeach Trump
Will you get THINGS MOVIN' ?
Yeah
Work with Republicans?
Nah
Are you Sexual?
Yeah
Will you win back the White House?
We better rock the vote right now!
Everybody, Yeah
Rock the Vote, Hey, Yeah
Everybody
The GOP SUCKS!
Dems Back In the House!
Oh right!
To everybody, everywhere
You weren't afraid, you had no fear
You made your voices heard, made 'em understand
As long as we keep votinging, Dems will fight for us Again!
Everybody, Yeah
Rock the Vote, Hey, Yeah
Everybody
The GOP SUCKS! (THE GOP SUCKS!)
Dems Back In
Everybody (Everybody), Yeah (Rock the Vote, Hey)
Rock the Vote, Hey (Everybody), Yeah (Everybody Rock the Vote, Say)
Everybody (GOP SUCKS)
The GOP SUCKS! (GOP SUCKS!)
DEMS BACK IN THE HOUSE!
Closing Statement
- That's our show, congratulations to the Democrats for winning the House, High Hopes for them in both Senate and the White House come 2020, and before we go, here's one last result: Democrat Jared Polis defeated Republican Walker Stapleton 51% to 44% in order to capture the Governorship in Colorado. We can also report that he will be the first openly gay Governor to be elected in U.S. History. So with that said, from me to you Democrats, a Victory song for "EVERYBODY!", here are the Backstreet Boys with "Dems Back in the House!"
Backstreet Boys - "Dems Back in the House" (Lyrics)
Everybody
Rock the Vote, Hey
Everybody
The GOP SUCKS!
Dems Back In the House!
Hey, yeah, oh
Oh My God, They're Back Again
Blue Wave, No Way, Everybody sing
Gonna end the Donald, ain't no doubt
Gotta question for 'em better answer now, yeah
Will you get THINGS MOVIN' ?
Yeah
Work with Republicans?
Nah
Are you Sexual?
Yeah
Will you win back the White House?
We better rock the vote right now!
Everybody, Yeah)
Rock the Vote, Hey, Yeah
Everybody
The GOP SUCKS!
Dems Back In the House!
Oh right!
Now throw your hands up in the air
Wave 'em around like your just don't care
If you wanna party let me hear you yell
'Cause you've got the House to Impeach Trump
Will you get THINGS MOVIN' ?
Yeah
Work with Republicans?
Nah
Are you Sexual?
Yeah
Will you win back the White House?
We better rock the vote right now!
Everybody, Yeah
Rock the Vote, Hey, Yeah
Everybody
The GOP SUCKS!
Dems Back In the House!
Oh right!
To everybody, everywhere
You weren't afraid, you had no fear
You made your voices heard, made 'em understand
As long as we keep votinging, Dems will fight for us Again!
Everybody, Yeah
Rock the Vote, Hey, Yeah
Everybody
The GOP SUCKS! (THE GOP SUCKS!)
Dems Back In
Everybody (Everybody), Yeah (Rock the Vote, Hey)
Rock the Vote, Hey (Everybody), Yeah (Everybody Rock the Vote, Say)
Everybody (GOP SUCKS)
The GOP SUCKS! (GOP SUCKS!)
DEMS BACK IN THE HOUSE!
Backstreet Boys - Everybody Official Instrumental
THE END
Note: The
special was taped on Election Night (November 6th) and was released on Netflix
three days later on November 9th.
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