Today's Updates, 9/5/2017

Today's UPDATES

I feeling alright than I usually do, expect for the fact that I woke up late this morning and I had to work fast to get this post done. This will be the 889th post I've done since 2014, I'll be up to 900 on September 20th and I'll probably make it my goal of 1,000th posts sometime next year. For now I want to talk about what's coming up this week, NFL Kickoff inches closer and closer which means we all better get our football gear ready, I still have that Brandon Marshall New York Jets jersey from last Christmas and I don't know how I'm going to wear it now that Marshall has gone to the Jets rivals New York Giants. I guess it's back to old Schanez I still keep in my room, on the other hand, I'm always skeptical about the start of the NFL season and I won't have a good idea who's bound for the Super Bowl until things get really intense. Max Sports has the full schedule for Week 1 in the NFL, plus more from the MLB Standings and more matches for the WWE Raw branded pay-per-view No Mercy.

MLB
Yesterday
Reds 5, Brewers 4
Royals 7, Tigers 6
Mets 11, Phillies 7
Yankees 7, Orioles 4
Indians 5, White Sox 3
Rockies 4, Giants 3
Pirates 12, Cubs 0
Angels 11, Athletics 9 in 11 Innings
Cardinals 2, Padres 0
Astros 6, Mariners 2
Blue Jays 10, Red Sox 4
Nationals 7, Marlins 2
Rays 11, Twins 4
Rangers 8, Braves 2
Diamondbacks 13, Dodgers 0
Tonight
Yankees vs Orioles at 7:05PM
Cubs vs Pirates at 7:05PM
Blue Jays vs Red Sox at 7:10PM
Royals vs Tigers at 7:10PM
Brewers vs Reds at 7:10PM
Phillies vs Mets at 7:10PM
Twins vs Rays at 7:10PM
Nationals vs Marlins at 7:10PM
Rangers vs Braves at 7:35PM
Indians vs White Sox at 8:10PM
Giants vs Rockies at 8:40PM
Angels vs Athletics at 10:05PM
Astros vs Mariners at 10:10PM
Diamondbacks vs Dodgers at 10:10PM
Cardinals vs Padres at 10:10PM

Playoff Standings
AL Division Leaders:
West: Astros, 84-53
Central: Indians, 81-56
East: Red Sox, 77-61
AL Wild Card
1. Yankees, 74-63, +3 GA
2. Twins, 71-66
3. Angels, 71-67, 1/2 GB
4. Orioles, 70-68, 1 1/2 GB
5. Rangers, 69-68, 2 GB
6. Mariners, 69-69, 2 1/2 GB
7. Royals, 68-68, 2 1/2 GB
NL Division Leaders:
West: Dodgers, 92-45
East: Nationals, 83-54
Central: Cubs, 75-62
NL Wild Card
1. Diamondbacks, 80-58, +6 1/2 GB
2. Rockies, 73-64
3. Brewers, 72-66, 1 1/2 GB
4. Cardinals, 70-67, 3 GB

NFL
Thursday
Kansas City Chiefs vs New England Patriots at 8:30PM on NBC
Sunday
New York Jets vs Buffalo Bills at 1PM ob CBS
Philadelphia Eagles vs Washington Redskins at 1PM on FOX
Oakland Raiders vs Tennessee Titans at 1PM on CBS
Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Miami Dolphins at 1PM on FOX
Jacksonville Jaguars vs Houston Texans at 1PM on CBS
Arizona Cardinals vs Detroit Lions at 1PM on FOX
Atlanta Falcons vs Chicago Bears at 1PM on FOX
Baltimore Ravens vs Cincinnati Bengals at 1PM on CBS
Pittsburgh Steelers vs Browns at 1PM on CBS
Indianapolis Colts vs Los Angeles Rams at 4:05PM on CBS
Seattle Seahawks vs Green Bay Packers at 4:25PM on FOX
Carolina Panthers vs San Francisco 49ers at 4:25PM on FOX
New York Giants vs Dallas Cowboys at 8:25PM on NBC
Next Monday
New Orleans vs Minnesota Vikings at 7:10PM on ESPN
Los Angeles Chargers vs Denver Broncos at 10:20PM on ESPN

WWE
Raw results
- John Cena defeated Jason Jordan
- Sheamus and Cesaro defeated Rhyno and Heath Slater
- The Miz defeated Jeff Hardy to retain the WWE Intercontinental Championship
- Enzo Amore, Cedric Alexander, and Grand Metalik defeated Noam Dar, Tony Nese, and Drew Gulak in a 6-Man Tag Team match
- Emma and Nia Jax defeated Sasha Banks and Alexa Bliss
- Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose defeated The Club.
- Braun Strowman defeated The Big Show in a Steel Cage match
No Mercy match card

- Brock Lesnar vs Braun Strowman for the WWE Universal Championship

- John Cena vs Roman Reigns

- Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose vs Cesaro and Sheamus for the WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

- Alexa Bliss vs Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax vs Emma in a Fatal 4-Way match for the WWE Raw Women's Championship

- Finn Bálor vs Bray Wyatt

- Neville vs TBD for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship

For out #TwitterTrend today, we are going to discuss the first day of school, which by the way is today. I've been saying it over and over and over again that I've been out of school since I graduated Thomas A. Edison High back in June 2014. Since then my mother has made me attend day program after day program after day program, the last two did bot work well for me, now my mother and I trying to have me signed for Saturday program at York College in Jamaica, NY where I live. We were given a small book from the City University of New York about the fall program takings place their starting this month, the one I'm most interested in is Storyboarding for it teaches inspiring artists to create storyboard art and is considered the backbone of storytelling in Hollywood and these artists will be able to decide what a person sees in their favorite TV shows, movies and even commercials. As for students who are starting their first day of school, today's a big day now that they are going to spend almost a whole year learning new things in life and how to make it out on their own steam. People in Texas are still affected by the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey and you wonder if they can even go to school today, we just got word that Hurricane Irma is making its way to the Caribbean coast of North America and that includes Florida. In the meantime, see the tweets that students and teachers are sending about how the school year is starting for them.

Vote4Heyl‏ @tonyheyl

#firstdayofschool time - same daycare, but today is Andrew's first day of Pre School! We're excited for this next step for him.

Laura Durno‏ @lauradurno

A tradition I force my kids to endure every year :-) #backtoschool2017 #firstdayofschool

Wade Petrich‏ @wadepetrich

First day school photos are always so much fun #firstdayofschool

Lyzmaniac‏ @VertigoMama

This is my son's #firstdayofschool AND his first day as a CPS student! New beginnings!

Uri Monson‏ @uzmons

A senior, a freshman, and a 5th grader (elementary senior) ready to start the school year. #firstdayofschool

La Toya‏ @latoyad23

#firstdayofschool my baby is 13 now going to the 8th love you you'll always be my little peanut

Natasha Jasso‏ @natashajasso

We bought this truck when she was 4 months old. Now she is driving it to school for the first time!

#firstdayofschool

@chevrolet

Colette‏ @colettey6

MAY GOD BLESS EVERY SINGLE CHILD THIS SCHOOL YEAR!

May their Guardian Angels watch over them today & every day!

#firstdayofschool

Cassandra‏ @CassandraRules

Today, the #firstdayofschool, made me even firmer in my deport everyone stance.

punished boo‏ @IDlOT_TEEN

#firstdayofschool hurricane irma is so perfectly timed I only have to deal w this for a few days before God takes me

Finally, we have bit of an update on the status of Comedy Central's late-night lineup, there's nothing to report on The Opposition with Jordan Klepper, but today it was just announced that The Daily Show with Trevor Noah has new female correspondent. Her name is Dulce Solan and she will make her debut on the show sometime this week on Comedy Central, this new addition to The Daily Show news team comes after the departure of Jordan Klepper a couple of weeks ago and the arrival of Micheal Kosta back in July. The news of this new correspondent was reported by Deadline, Variety and The Hollywood Reporter and according to them, Solan was honored as the 2016 NBC Stand Up Showcase Winner, appeared on @midnight, Conan, Comedy Knockout andE! News Daily. She was also named one of the 10 Comedians You Need to Know by Rolling Stone as well as a comedian to watch on The Steve Harvey Show, and was most recently cast in the FOX comedy pilot Type-A. Web Choice has been digging up any other info on Dulce Solan and has found this video of her from TBS' Conan.